this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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