I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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