Where is the hickey?
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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