I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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