that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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