then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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