people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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