Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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