Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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