ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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