your room smells of hookers.
And success
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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