He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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