I love black thongs
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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