so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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