youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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