Your mouth is God's brothel.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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