Can Purell be used as lube?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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