But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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