I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Randomize
