Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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