I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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