i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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