Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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