i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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