Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
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i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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