How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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