Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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