This is not my ceiling
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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