I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
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We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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