Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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