so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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