you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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