i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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