Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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