I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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