Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm really into asian looking animals
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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