my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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