i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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