Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
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Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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