his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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