doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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