i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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