I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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