wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I need a burrito and a hug.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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