and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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