So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
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