My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
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I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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