It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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