But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
last night I used snow as a chaser
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