Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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