she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
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Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no