ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What is this nonsense on the table
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.