Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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