he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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