She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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