Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
it glows. i had to have it.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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